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  1. 04-04-2006, 09:10 PM #41
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    once time I was so plastered.. I tried to break dance in a cardboard box and ended up passing out. lol
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  2. 04-04-2006, 09:24 PM #42
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    so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.
    If you are serious that is fucking awesome.
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  4. 04-05-2006, 10:09 AM #44
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    bwahaha..
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    one time i got trashed, went to unlock my door while taking a bath, so i was only in a towel, and woke up outside my apartment near the parking lot spread eagle throwin up.
    When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
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  6. 04-05-2006, 12:20 PM #46
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    so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

    used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas
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  7. 04-05-2006, 12:23 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

    used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas
    that's funny, one of the transvetites i seen that works at the McDonalds on Indian trail was named Julie.
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  8. 04-05-2006, 12:24 PM #48
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    i get drunk and piss on things and people or i poor moet all over hott bitches than fuck them! Thats me! AC for VP ya hurrrd


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  9. 04-05-2006, 12:24 PM #49
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    what are you doin talkin to transvestites at the Indian Trail McDon-

    nevermind
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  10. 04-05-2006, 12:26 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

    used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas

    haha, story of the day right there.
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  11. 04-05-2006, 12:30 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    what are you doin talkin to transvestites at the Indian Trail McDon-

    nevermind
    he" was just takin the food order and talking mierda about a latino puto he stole a wallet from in a '64
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  12. 04-05-2006, 12:32 PM #52
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    LIAR
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  13. 04-05-2006, 12:33 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    LIAR
    i know
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  14. 04-05-2006, 12:37 PM #54
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    I got drunk and fucked your mother. (whosevers) lol

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    rode horses with chuck norris
    +1 for some random ass Chuck Norris comment! That shit was funny!!!
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